best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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