I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death