I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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