Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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this will be a night to untag.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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