he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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