You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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