I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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