Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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