This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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