So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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