So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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