Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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