Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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