Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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