She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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