I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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