I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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