He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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