Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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