Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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