just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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