He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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