you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Everclear isn't food dammit
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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