Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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