I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.