their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.