Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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