I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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