There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
now i know why i became what i already was.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom