Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.