just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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