party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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