I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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