I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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