Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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