so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.