I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do