he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.