Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams