You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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