I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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