the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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