you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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