Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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