Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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