just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat