i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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