Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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