Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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