I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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