it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
im holly from the hills drunk
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
don't judge my taste in strippers
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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