I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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