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I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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