This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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