dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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